sent this am by a friend and i re-post here for you;

I met a magical fairy yesterday who said she would grant me one wish.

I wish to live “forever”, I said.

“Sorry,” said the fairy, “I’m not allowed to grant that particular wish.”

“Fine,” I said, “then I want to die the day after Congress is filled with honest, hard-working, bipartisan men and women who act only in the people's best interests!”

“You crafty bastard,” replied the fairy.