this is worth posting for the lawyer joke alone let alone the focus of it;

Remember folks. Every lawyer working for the DOJ is a practicing attorney and officer of the court and has sworn an oath to uphold the constitution. The head demon at the DOJ is chief of oath breakers.

You know the difference between a sperm cell and a lawyer? The sperm cell is a one in a billion chance of becoming human.

Honestly though, I probably shouldn’t tell lawyer jokes since I’m not even a lawyer. Hey, I don’t even know what puppy meat tastes like..........more.......