Get
the kids into the house! Lock your doors! Board up the windows! Break
out the gas masks and hazmat suits! According to the corporate media, we
are now officially deep in the throes of a deadly anti-Semitism
pandemic! And just as the threat of mind-controlling Russian influencers
was finally waning! It seems the fabric of Western democracy just can’t
catch a break these days.
The
origins of this pernicious, panic-inducing pestilence remain shrouded in
mystery, but epidemiologists now believe that it began in the Spring of
2015, shortly after the resignation of Ed Milliband as UK Labour Party
leader, and went global in the Summer of 2016, right around the time of
the Brexit referendum and the nomination of Donald Trump. (Although the
circumstantial evidence is overwhelming, to date, there exists no
conclusive proof that Russian bio-weapons designers cooked up the virus
in a hotel in Salisbury and sprayed it onto anyone’s doorknob.)
Virologists
are working around the clock to map the genome of this scurrilous
scourge, about which very little is known, other than that it has a
sudden onset, and attacks the language center of the brain, causing the
sufferer to express opinions about “Zionism,” “globalism,” “the Israel
lobby,” “banks,” and other code words for “Jews.” Patients appear to be
unaware that they are spouting these anti-Semitic code words until they
are told they are by the corporate media, or their colleagues, or some
random account on Twitter, at which point their symptoms alter
dramatically, and they suffer a series of petit mal seizures, causing
them to repeatedly apologize for unintentionally advocating the
extermination of the entire Jewish people and the establishment of a
worldwide Nazi Reich..........http://www.unz.com/chopkins/anti-semitism-pandemic/
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