Fred Reed ran
but got no votes, so it’s my turn. I’m officially announcing my
candidacy for the President of the United States of America. Foreign
born, I’m technically ineligible, but the deep state can make anything
happen, and I have Jewish power behind me, for I’m not just its secret
agent, but a real Jew, though tomorrow, I may declare myself German or
Swedish.
How we feel trump biology. A pitbull is just like a poodle, we must all agree. Raise rutting bulls like cows.
All this crap about me sweating in a plastic recycling plant in Ea Kly—is
there such a place?—is just a clumsy skit, done on a sound stage, like
the Apollo landings. With Gal Gadot rubbing against me, I’m actually
lounging in Tel Aviv, within sniping distance of Topsea Beach.
As
for my blathering about gas chambers and wish for the erasure of Israel,
they’re just head fakes to gain support from neo-Nazis and other
deplorables, who constitute 99% of every state but California, Oregon,
Washington, Vermont, Massachusetts and New York. Deep down, I’m a
classic Jewish progressive, just like Bernie Sanders and Jonathan
Revusky. With my platform, I will out green, out Marx and out Jill Stein
all of these half assed faggots, so here it is:...........http://www.unz.com/ldinh/im-your-next-president/
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