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Striking another blow for sanity (though not constitutionality), the federal Education Department has dunked the University of Pennsylvania in the deep end of the swimming pool.

In a deal announced with the department yesterday to avoid the loss of federal funding, the university has revoked the victories and records racked up by William Thomas. He swam for the school’s women’s swim team under the name “Lia.” At stake was almost $1 billion in tax subsidies.

The university will also apologize to the women athletes whose victories were stolen by Thomas’ legalized cheating..............more........