poetry: 

IF YOU BELIEVE THAT JOE

BIDEN, WHO LOST 2

ATTEMPTED PRESIDENTIAL

RUNS, THEN ON HIS 3rd

ATTEMPT, HID IN HIS

BASEMENT, REFUSED TO

CAMPAIGN, THEN GOT THE

MOST VOTES EVER IN U.S.

PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION

HISTORY ... THEN YOU'RE A

SPECIAL KIND OF

STUPID