the videorebel has outdone himself in this adaption of the monopoly game to fit in the machinations of the empire;
The new Federal Reserve edition of the popular board game Monopoly has been revised to fit the realities of the modern banking and real estate world. The most radical change is that the money in the game will no longer be issued as a public utility much like President Lincoln’s Greenbacks were. The new Monopoly money will be green just like Federal Reserve Notes. The players will still be issued $1,500 each at the beginning of the game but under the new rules interest will be paid on the money the Banker created out of nothing. The banker will be allowed to collect 10% interest or $150 at the beginning of the game from every player. Additionally, each player will pay $20 in interest to the banker every time they are allowed the privilege of taking a turn and rolling the dice.
Monopoly is an international game so Canadians and Britons can have their money with a picture of Mark Carney. Europeans can select Christine LaGarde. Or anyone anywhere can choose between pictures of Ben Bernanke and Janet Yellen.
The goal of the old game was to become the wealthiest player. It is no longer possible for any player to become wealthy. The New Goal for all players is to survive without becoming impoverished and being sent to Debtor’s Prison.
Under the rules the Banker can no longer be a player........read more.........
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