i don't and won't own a pocket phone;

 

 I don't want more tech.
I won't install your app. I won't scan
a QR code to see a menu. I am
VERY unlikely to create an account.
I won't buy appliances or vehicles
that connect to wifi. If a robot
answers your business phone, I
probably won't be your customer.
I hate your passwords, verification
codes, and subscriptions.
Blow it all out your ass-