A Democrat's Prayer

That didn't happen. You're a liar and a

conspiracy theorist.

And if it did, it wasn't that bad. You're just

too privileged.

And if it was, that's not a big deal. You're too

stupid to understand the situation.

And if it is, that's not my fault. My political

opponents are responsible.

And if it was, I didn't mean it. My good

intentions will absolve me.

And if I did mean it... you deserved it.

Because you are a bigot.