Sunday, April 21, 2024

 a collection of notable quotes;


One of the hats I wore before I retired was that of resident conscience. I had a whiteboard. I started recording bits of wisdom when I started the job. I took a photo when I left. My boss used to bring people in to read the wisdom contained thereon.

I have taken the time to transcribe the contents in case the picture is hard to read:

All of the carefully thought out and intelligent plans in the world from the beginning of time to the present day tremble in the presence of ONE motivated idiot.

There are three kinds of people in the world, those wh can count and those who can’t.

“You should really do some research instead of just listening to the voices in your head.

BOGSAT (Bunch of guys sitting around a table

In a just universe, stupid should hurt. IT often does, and it hurts the wrong people)

Exhaustipated – too tired to give a shit.

Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver.

We have enough ‘youth’. How about a fountain of ‘smart’?

Roman Engineer’s Law: The engineer must sleep under the bridge he designed.

I’ve got to stop saying “How stupid can you be?”. Too many people are taking it as a challenge........more.......

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