you revolutionaries aught to be aware;

Greetings fellow radicals and anarchists! Did everyone remember to bring their molotov cocktails, surface-to-air missiles, super-duper-automatic machine guns that never run out of ammo, and a healthy snack?

Question: after reading the statement above, how many of you know that I’m joking? All of you?! Wow, that’s great – because nobody at the FBI is in on the joke at all.

An article in Newsweek, which I frankly didn’t know still existed, is detailing the FBI’s new definitions of potential terrorists who absolutely deserve the agency’s highest attention (and detention) for espousing the “wrong” socio-political views. Hint: if you ever voted for Donald Trump, you’re already a terrorist! Aloha Snackbar!.........more.........