- how many guns should a normal person

have?

- about five

- that sounds like a gun enthusiast to me

- no, a gun enthusiast has fifteen

- that sounds like someone obsessed with

guns

- no, people obsessed with guns have

hundreds

- that sounds like a psycho

- no, psychos seldom own guns, or just get

one or two

- that sounds like a normal person though...

- no, a normal person has about five, we

already covered that...