* Women's self-reported happiness down

83% since 1970

* Female suicide rate up 50% since 2000

* Antidepressant use among women up

250% since 1990

* Single motherhood up 700% since 1960

* Women on anxiety meds 1 in 4

* Female workforce participation up 75%, but

life satisfaction down 200%

* College women report record loneliness

and depression

* 40% of women have engaged in self-harm,

ranging from cutting to suicide

Your wildest dreams have come true. You

can vote and be promiscuous, and you're

unshackled from a man to take care of you

and children to adore you.

Congratulations, you win. Yay, feminism.