Thursday, June 11, 2020

finally a list of how you can, or can't catch the beer flu;


“The virus can travel 6 feet, however it cannot travel 6’1” or greater.
The virus can live on all surfaces except anything that comes in the mail from Amazon.
The virus does not exist in Target, Walmart, Home Depot, Lowes or in any grocery store.
The virus is only deadly in bars, restaurants, small businesses, hair salons and it is especially deadly in churches.
The virus cannot live on your food, as long as you only get take out.
The virus cannot survive in liquor stores or marijuana dispensaries
The virus can survive a day at the beach and thrives in large bodies of water.
The virus only comes out after 10 pm, so businesses must be closed by then.
The virus waits in the outside air and viciously attacks people walking down the street.....read more..........

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