mr giraldi presents and essay so good we had to put it behind a firewall, is how zerohedge would label this, but wait, its here and quite nice in its sarcasm as giraldi is skilled in delivery, as he takes us thru the trials and tribulations of president bigly;

 

If Donald Trump seriously wants a second career after he destroys the United States and a large part of the world he would be well advised to consider becoming a stand-up comedian. He already possesses a huge supply of jokes consisting of his off-the-wall ad-libs when responding to reporters and the public. Most of his remarks that are not out-and-out lies are insulting and/or incoherent and would in any event be better considered as humorous observations on the deplorable state of politics in America than as serious commentary coming from a respected head of state.

Nevertheless, within The Donald’s occasionally semi-functional brain there may exist some sense that he is president to serve the American people and the nation, even if that feeling does not last long and is essentially phony. Last week he had to turn down an invitation to attend his son Donald Jr’s wedding to Florida socialite Bettina Anderson. He had previously blocked the couple from being married at the White House and followed that up with confirmation that he would not be attending the wedding ceremony in the Bahamas, writing on Truth Social that “While I very much wanted to be with my son, Don Jr., and the newest member of the Trump Family, his soon to be wife, Bettina, circumstances pertaining to Government, and my love for the United States of America, do not allow me to do so. I feel it is important for me to remain in Washington DC at the White House during this important period of time.”

It was presumed that his commitment to “good government” had something to do with how he later elaborated it: “You know, this is not good timing for me. I have a thing called Iran and other things…” Or he might even have been something to do with preparing to meet again with his master Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, who has been seeking yet another Washington visit, presumably to sell a new Middle East war plan. Or alternatively, it might consist of working with his stalwart Zionist real estate expert personal negotiators son-in-law Jared Kushner and Steve Witkoff to actually come to some kind of Strait of Hormuz arrangement or real ceasefire which is apparently being discussed in Pakistan with the Iranians, but it turned out instead that he was planning on playing golf on his course in Bedminster New Jersey. By one count, he has been golfing 128 times since he took office last January at a cost to the taxpayer for transportation and security in the $140 million range. It is estimated that his golfing will have cost in excess of $1 billion when his term of office is concluded.........more.........