it would be a joke, and a funny one at that, if it wasn't reality;

We have a jihadist lady in

Congress who married her brother.

We have a dude who was banging

a Chinese spy.

We have an old alcoholic hag who

is insider trading.

We have a heavy set lady

punching ICE agents.

We have a dude who made up

Russian lies.

We have a dude who drinks

margaritas with gang members.

We have a lady who speaks in

Ebonics.

We have a Speaker who lets

people sleep on the floor.

We have staffers ass fcking in the

Senate chamber room.

Congress is a joke.