Newsom Assures Wildfire Victims He Is

Diverting Millions Of Dollars To

Emergency DEI Initiatives

'We've run out of water to fight the

Palisades Fire' says governor of

state next to the Pacific Ocean

If Palisades looked like this ( insert random la fire picture ) because a bunch of brown dudes flew a plane

into it, we'd already have a strike team in the air.

Instead, it looks like this because a group of white liberals who fear Greta

Thunberg wanted more gay female firefighters.

When do we start the trials?